A Flock of Pink Flamingos will gathered upon your property to roost. In case you did not know this, Plastic Pink Flamingos are very territorial, and unless they are placed on someone else’s lawn, they will roost on your property for a very long time.
Removal of this Flock of Pink Plastic Lawn Flamingos should be attempted only by TRAINED PROFESSIONALS.

Fortunately, our REMOVAL TECHNICIANS (B.V. Youth Group) are highly skilled.

This flocking is done in good spirits and is not meant to be mean.

These flamingos will roost on your lawn until they will mysteriously migrate to another friend’s (victim’s) lawn.

If you would like to specify the next victim, all we ask is a small donation to our group.

Of course, the removal of these flamingos will be done at no charge, so please don’t hurt our pink feathered friends.

Again, thank you for your sense of humor and your support.